Army of God (Bisaya Joke)
- Pastor: Juan, muapil ka sa Army of God?
- Juan: Member naman ko ana pastor.
- Pastor: Nganong dili man ka ga simba permi?
- Juan: Uhm.. Kanang Secret Agent man gud ko pastor. Hehe. :p
The Camel and the Elephant
An elephant and a camel happened to cross paths near a forest clearing. Couldn’t help himself, the elephant blurted…
Elephant: Say, I’m just curious. Why do you have your boobs on your back?
Camel: What a silly question from someone with a big penis on his Face!?!!
